These steps work best when using the drive-thru but can be motified if you wish to to inside.
1. Arrive to the drive-thru with a loud diesel engine and do not turn your vehicle off.
2. When the worker greets you and kindly asks you to hold for a moment continue with your order anyway.
3. Make sure everyone in the car talks at the same time.
4. If you are alone, speak as quietly as possible.
5. Order something, change your mind, and then return to the original order again.
6. Order things that do not exist.
7. Ask the price of everything you order.
9. When you are asked to pull around to the window, pass it.
10. After backing up, ask the price again.
11. Complain about it being too expensive and accuse the worker of getting your order wrong.
12. Take forever to find your money and pay with nickles and crumpled up bills.
Comments (10)
#5, ftw! haha. i love hearing the person in front of me do that.
not real "love," more like i feel that i should tip the worker, myself.
LLOOLL Niiiice. But you forgot to add "sing a corny, but decently written, fast food song and then post the video on YouTube".
Love this, but I'll add one I actually did recently. When the drive-through guy asks "How may I help you?" tell him, "You could kill me and put me out of my misery!", after which your spouse is to ask if he has a gun.
To really mess them up, say you bill comes to $6.15, give them a $10 bill and a quarter.
@NaitoOfNarnia - Lmao.Yes, that would definitely work.
@Irish_Russian - Haha. People do that all the time. It always confused the newbies.
Be careful! They handle your food! Danger, danger.
@DarkDestiny666 - Haha true. But not all of us do. I worked at McDonald's for over a year and never made the food. Also, I've never seen anyone spit in the food either.
Yeah, and the fast food worker can spit in your food.
@Nope_Ive_Never - I worked at a KFC/Taco Bell (two in one!) and I saw one particular co-worker do a few uh...not-so-tasteful things to rude customers. Ew. :[
@NaitoOfNarnia - Huzzah. I can now check that off my list of 'miracles I've discovered on YouTube that must be shared with the world', as you've done it for me. Thanks. (^_^)